Spam

13 Easy Steps on How to start a Spam Business

Do you want to earn 500 thousand dollars per hour? If you are fine with keeping large inventory of useless and possibly illegal or grey-zone products and sending spam mail to millions of people that will earn you a fortune, just read on.

I can provide you a fool-proof list of rules to start a spam business, available only for a very limited time – making sure this method stays successful.

1) Find products that sell and prepare good sales copies … reach the recipients with products that simply will make their lives better – plus your own of course.

They won’t buy electronics as they could get them within an hour’s drive from every big store. Promote products that promise to improve their life, their body parts, decrease their weight or anxiety, increase natural self-confidence and all that just while sleeping and using your product.

The customer must get the impression to buy that benefit at whopping 39.90 and not having to work any further but to take out his plastic and send you the payment. If you are still not inspired for finding products then watch Home shopping TV channels and notice which products sell best – pick those where they are urging you to only have 10 or so left in stock at that price.

You are free to order some for yourself to check their tremendous quality and learn for your own promotion. But always remember – as Spam King#1 Davis Wolfgang Hawke said: “People are stupid” – so make sure your product is not too complex.

2) Do some quick calculations – you can easily find out that you can make 500 thousand dollars per hour if you manage to sell about 10000 products per hour. Get a full fledged South American spam sending provider and he will make sure you get out enough mails per hour.

You will have to be able to ship those 10000 boxes of crap out the door before the next 10000 orders roll in. If you fail you’ll face hundreds of charge backs that will cost you both – time and money. And your customers of course!

3) So starting a spam business you need to work hard on yourself, your mind setting and the relations to your business partners. Sending spam is a tough job since it got illegal and prosecuted with the laws created in the last years. The golden times are practically over if you don’t desire to work harder than the federal institutions like BCI, FBI and the IRS.

4) Check your mind setting: if you are bothered by complaints or easily swayed, then you should stop reading this immediately. You will encounter a large number of unpleasant responses to your email offers and hostile customers who are not at all happy finding junk email in their inbox on Sunday Morning. But you must rise above these complaints and remember that spamming is essentially GOOD for the consumer.

5) Check your guts. Are you a box mover? A guy capable to buy cheapest counterfeit products for a few cents from Far East, re-package and send them out by hand? If not, get a reliable partner for doing your inventory. And we mean REALLY good partner. Another option would be to just do the marketing for a box mover and live from the affiliate sales commissions of 5 to 30%. But if you are into box moving you will earn most for the highest risk of keeping an inventory.

6) So you want to send out e-mail spam to gather commissions of a few dollars per item? Or do you want to make the big cut? You can sell a product that you acquired for 10c a piece to each of the customers for $50, paying the mail sending marketer, the real working dog, a few bucks for doing the dirt work and keep the biggest share plus the worthy data of paying customers for yourself. Then you too can earn 45$ with every mail – for doing nothing!

7) Check your creative potential. You will have to invent a few dozen synonyms for your company and yourself to create a set of different fake companies to operate under.

8) And then you have to collect the money – check your credit card merchant account. Are you registered as a SMB with a monthly collect limit of 15k,

just because your credit rating sucks?

Now that means the above example would let you fail collecting money after 16 minutes of sales… You would loose approximately 530,000 $ sales – already in your first hour of business!

So make sure you get a better credit rating and an unlimited credit merchant account – and think twice before opening such an account in your home country.

No matter if you reside in the USA or any other country. Tax authorities will have a good eye on guys earning 500,000 $ per month, not to speak about per hour. You’ll have to get some offshore bankers to work for you. And they only work with the big guys, so prepare for huge commissions of 10% or more compared to the standard rates of 2-3 per account. But compared to the tax authorities you save 30% of your earning.

9) Get a friend to collect the money for you. If you want to start out slower, all you have to do is use a friend’s solid business credit-rating to sign up for a higher monthly limit of say 250k$ or more and pay that dude a 5% commission. He’ll freak out about that until he will find out that you actually reported your earnings as his to the tax authorities.

10) Web hosting failover… Get a good list of low cost web hosts that will sell you accounts on their servers just to get them booked. Don’t care about backups, failover, transfer rates and other techie stuff. You’ll need just a bit for your product pages – and those will be up only a day or two until the spam complaints reach that host. Don’t answer any inquiries from the hoster concerning the complaints and the web space will be up the longest possible time because they believe you are just on vacation before taking it down finally on Monday.

11) Web hosting failover part 2 … when the web hoster finally kills your website you have must have pointed your domain name to the second and third hoster already for 12+ hours, so that the DNS propagation already reached most of your clients. That will let you continue your sales without ever really caring for the dropped business.

12) So it’s Friday night finally – time so send out your spam – most web hosting personnel will be asleep or in the weekend…

13) If you managed all these steps, then make sure you hire a project manager to plan your lifetime budget to be able to spend all this fortune without losing any time. He will find the best vacations, most luxurious jewellery for your girlfriend and the finest gourmet food to buy in the whole world.

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Disclaimer: this how to was inspired only by reading the book Spam Kings

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